Friday, February 06, 2009

Me: Walking down the street
Guy in Truck: Grinning, no sign of front teeth. "Damn girl why don't you hop in here with me?"
Me: Scowling. "Piss off."
Guy in Truck: Laughs, drives on.

What should have happened

Me: Walking down the street
Guy in Truck: Grinning, no sign of front teeth. "Damn girl why don't you hop in here with me?"
Me: Picks up rock, throws it. "How you like a rock in your window, ass?" 
Guy in Truck:  Visibly upset about the rock through his window

1 comment:

Cubil said...

I like this