Two girls are stoned and driving home from hanging out with a friend. Night is long past fallen and the windows are open to let in the warm breeze.
Kate: Amy is hilarious, we should hang out more often on the oh, shit I almost hit a cat!
Meg: Oh man, good thing you didn’t, that would have been terrible.
Kate: You know what would have been worse? If it’d been a kitten.
Meg: Or what if it had been a baby? Oh, that would be really sad!
Kate: Or a baby and a kitten?
Meg: Or a baby wearing a cat suit!
Gales of laughter carry out of the windows into the humid night as the car drives on unaware that a baby in a cat suit is listening. The baby smiles and shakes it head. If only they knew.
1 comment:
a baby in a cat suit?!
that is exactly what I'm looking for.
I missed my window for grand gestures, though.
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