Because the Apocolypse doesn't have to be lonely

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Who stole the cookie?

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar"
"Joey!"
"Joey stole the cookie from the cookie jar"
Joey, with delight "who me?"
"yes you!" the circle of children scream
"Couldn't be!"
"Then who?"
"ummm" Joseph deliberates for a moment "Arnold did, Arnold stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
Arnold turns red, the class waits for his sing-song denial
Instead he grabs a fistful of nearby crayons and throws them at the circle
"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT I AM A DIABETIC!"
The class sits in shocked silence as Arnold runs from the room, teacher just behind.
Joey turns to the classmate on his left
"The funny thing is, he's not a diabetic, just a thief."

Things I thought about

whilst prissily grouching at work:

-All closing shifts and no early cuts 6 days a week make Madge want to kick down the host stand.
-It's just one week, surely next week there will be more variety.
-I'd rather work at 6 AM 6 days a week over working til ten 6 days a week.
-It's not the players, it's the goddamn game.
-Soon this will not be an issue, chill out.
-Ahhhhhhh!

Sunny Sheisters

Daniel: I hate those big "Jackie O" sunglasses.
Madge: Oh yeah, why's that?
Daniel: They trick you into thinking girls are hotter than they are. You get a glance and all you see is hair, end of nose and mouth. You have to really stare to see what they look like...yet another shoddy beauty tactic to fool men. You women should be ashamed.

Don't do this thing for anyone but you
or you'll spend your life wondering
was it the right thing to do